“Top 5 things about being a chick at a metal show, and how to use them to piss the guys off” by Little Metal

Top 5 things about being a chick at a metal show, and how to use them to piss the guys off
By: LittleMetal, resident metal chick
1] Guys will get out of your way on the floor – for the most part… so make your way to the front girl!!!!
2] Merch guys give you free stuff – when you buy a tshirt, just ask ‘how much is this sticker’ (or other little trinket) with your cutest smile, and they’ll usually give it up for free… remind the dudes that they’ll never get free stuff just because they have balls. And speaking of having tits…
3] A shot at getting backstage – you’ll never get there just because you have great balls… tits rule when the curtain falls.
4] Playing grab ass and getting away with it – if it’s a packed house and you’re on the floor… grab a little ass (why not? the guys do it)… when the dude swings around to punch the dude he thinks grabbed his ass, you’ll be long gone.
5] No line for the bathroom – so when you’re done peeing, stand outside the guys room and ask your guy friends what took them so long.
Ladies, what are your favorite things about being a chick at a metal show??

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One thought on ““Top 5 things about being a chick at a metal show, and how to use them to piss the guys off” by Little Metal

  1. Those are just plain mean. But I’m sure my girl knows exactly what you are speaking of…even though she gets backstage automatically.

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