Alright. Time to name some names.
Sin Theorem, you are the guiltiest motherfuckers alive when it comes to nagging the shit out of your fans. If we WANT to vote for you, we will, stop nagging the fuck out of us. You post so fucking much I’ve removed you from my news feed.
Nurse Ratched, you rarely post. You should probably at least announce your shows.
Bruxism, stop trying to be the token outcasts in the Michigan Metal Scene. We get it, your grind and your different, but wanting us to say something negative about you just makes you look ridiculous or starved for attention.
Medica, stop thinking you’re the greatest thing to come out of Michigan. You’re fucking nu-metal, not “Switchcore” as you like to call the shit. You are not good, please stop calling yourself heavy. You’re probably going to whine and cry about this just like you whine and cry about everything else.
It Lies Within, everyone I’ve talked to says “Stop being a bunch of dicks and appreciate everything, don’t take it for granted.” The worst possible thing you can do is have the entire metal scene pissed off at you.
Some people in general I’d like to slap:
Local bands who just started practicing who have a Street Team page.
Local bands who have a manager (See Mad Dog’s Article for more on this)
Emo is not metal, GTFO.
Scene girls. I’ll fuck you, but be 18 and not an annoying cunt.
Kids who start a band and then have only their parents show up. Seriously, this isn’t your high school prom.
Venues who can fuck off:
The Modern Exchange for being douche bags.
Harpo’s because they’re….well, Harpo’s.
Feel free to add to this list.